11 Apr The EATORIALIST: AN ODE TO PIN-O & CONE-O

It’s springtime and once again BEN & JERRY’S treats to the masses to a scoop at any of their shops to celebrate FREE CONE DAY.  Call me nostalgic, but this takes me back to my college days and to Susan and Patty,  aka pin-o and cone-o. These sophomore year roommates were both pretty-enough girls with small waists but disproportionately yet complimentary torsos.

Pin-o was flat chested with broad, thick and heavy thighs – hence our reference to a bowling pin.

Cone-o had

skinny legs and big enough breasts that appeared larger owing to her broad shoulders and face – hence our reference to an ice-cream cone.

Not sure what happened to Pin-o, she was never that interesting (we’ll save the Wendy’s story for another posting). Cone-o, who was a good friend and is a great gal, lives the suburban dream in marital bliss.

Lick away Tuesday, April 12th at a BEN & JERRY’S ice cream shop near you.

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